Farm related slogans.
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Grab a sheep
Driven by sheep
Que starts here
I farm- you eat
No smoke no poke
Happiness is a sheep
Hungry? why wait?
Try sheep you’ll love em
Always first to the BAAA
Fancy a ride on the big one
Don’t let them pull the wool over your eyes
You may be faster but I’m bigger & I’m in front
How’s my driving? www.whogivesashit.com
Slow moving vehicle- driver paid by the hour
Don’t take life too serious, it’s not permanent
No cash carried in this tractor- driver married
As a farmer I am simply outstanding in my field
A mistake is simply another way of doing things
I like my girls like my tractor, dirty with a big set of front weights
Cows dump it, we pump it
Acres or inches- size matters
Have a sheep have a smile
We don’t talk shit we spread it
Don’t forget your wellies
You’re never alone with a sheep
Cattlemen prefer blondes
500 horses and there all a’trottin
Got a sheep? You’re in luck
If yer gona have one, have a big un
200 horses and one crazy ass
It’s the bright one, It’s the right one, that’s sheep
Don’t moan about farmers with your mouth full
Slow moving vehicle today, fast food tomorrow
When did my wild oats turn into shredded wheat?
No field too far- No hill too steep- No ditch too deep
I can’t remember if I’m the good twin or the evil one
Eat British lamb. Half a million foxes can’t be wrong!
Impossibilities can be sorted straight away, miracle’s take a little longer
One careful owner…. five mad sons
Pleasing sheep the world over
Save a tractor, ride a young farmer!
204 horses- one donkey driving
If the moistures right we’ll go all night
I’m not drunk, I’m just avoiding potholes
Nothing comes between me and my sheep
My tractor costs more than your beemer
I pretend to work they pretend to pay me!
Pig farmers- squeal if you wanna go faster!
Trespassers will be shot survivors will be prosecuted
It may be shit to you but it’s bread and butter to me
My mind is like my tractor, the more I use it the dirtier it gets
If you can’t stand up and be counted, lie down and be mounted
Scientists tell us that the fastest animal on earth, with a top speed of 120 ft/sec, is a cow that has been dropped out of a helicopter?