Farm related slogans.

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Grab a sheep

Driven by sheep


Que starts here

I farm- you eat

No smoke no poke

Happiness is a sheep

Hungry? why wait?

Try sheep you’ll love em

Always first to the BAAA

Fancy a ride on the big one

Don’t let them pull the wool over your eyes

You may be faster but I’m bigger & I’m in front

How’s my driving?

Slow moving vehicle- driver paid by the hour

Don’t take life too serious, it’s not permanent

No cash carried in this tractor- driver married

As a farmer I am simply outstanding in my field

A mistake is simply another way of doing things

I like my girls like my tractor, dirty with a big set of front weights

Cows dump it, we pump it

Acres or inches- size matters

Have a sheep have a smile

We don’t talk shit we spread it

Don’t forget your wellies

You’re never alone with a sheep

Cattlemen prefer blondes

500 horses and there all a’trottin

Got a sheep? You’re in luck

If yer gona have one, have a big un

200 horses and one crazy ass

It’s the bright one, It’s the right one, that’s sheep

Don’t moan about farmers with your mouth full

Slow moving vehicle today, fast food tomorrow

When did my wild oats turn into shredded wheat?

No field too far- No hill too steep- No ditch too deep

I can’t remember if I’m the good twin or the evil one

Eat British lamb. Half a million foxes can’t be wrong!

Impossibilities can be sorted straight away, miracle’s take a little longer

One careful owner…. five mad sons

Pleasing sheep the world over

Save a tractor, ride a young farmer!

204 horses- one donkey driving

If the moistures right we’ll go all night

I’m not drunk, I’m just avoiding potholes

Nothing comes between me and my sheep

My tractor costs more than your beemer

I pretend to work they pretend to pay me!

Pig farmers- squeal if you wanna go faster!

Trespassers will be shot survivors will be prosecuted

It may be shit to you but it’s bread and butter to me

My mind is like my tractor, the more I use it the dirtier it gets

If you can’t stand up and be counted, lie down and be mounted

Scientists tell us that the fastest animal on earth, with a top speed of 120 ft/sec, is a cow that has been dropped out of a helicopter?