Horse related slogans.
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Ride on
Giddy up
Game on!
Let’s ride!
Foxy lady
Foxy chick
I am the stud
Silly mare
God I’m good
Horse chick
Enjoy the ride
Saddlebred baby
Eat, sleep, ride
It’s a horse thing
Stroppy mare
Horse bankrupt’e
Muck monster
Wish I had a pony
One life ride it
Horse ‘n’ around
Cheeky monkey
Come ride with me
It’s time to ride
Farmer in training
Live breath jump
My horse ate my homework
Plays well with stallions
Jumpers do it over the fence
Wouldn’t you just love to
Born to ride forced to work
You want me to jump that!
Like my horse I’m just perfect
I just love a good whipping
Trot canter gallop ohhhh Shit
Horse people are stable people
Your not “horse design” the boss
My next wife won’t have horses
Good on men excellent on horses
I’m not fat I’m in show condition
I like my hubby but I love my horse
To love the kids is to love horses!
Saw it wanted it threw a tantrum got it, result!
Been there jumped that got the scars to prove it
Horses! The best way to turn money into manure
Horses are like chocolates you can’t just have one
Put some excitement between your legs, ride a horse
What every woman wants a man with deep pockets
I have never known any stress that an hours riding did not relieve
Kick on
Get over it
Saddle up
Horse diva
Game Bird
Horses rock
Gone riding
Pedigree Bitch
Ride in style
Horse groupie
Horses rule
Devil in training
Let’s horse around
Talk to the hoof
Addicted to horses
Let’s see you jump it
Living the dream
Little muck magnet
I’d rather be riding
Hold your horses
I only ride stallions
Ride hard ride fast
Hung like a stallion
Barn boss “horse pic”
I’m in shape- round is a shape
I was brought up in a stable
A woman’s place is on a horse
Real girls do it in the saddle
Play with me play with horses
I’d rather be riding- horses!
Dressage! It’s bloody stressage
Life without horses- No life
Dances with horses “dressage pic”
Happiness is a horse & a rich hubby
Thoroughbred & swung like one too
Addicted? possessed is a better word
Happiness is 16 hands between the legs
The hardest part of riding? The ground
If you’re happy with second, follow me
If I’m clean I haven’t been to the stables
If you can’t read this please put me back in the saddle
Why let horses frustrate us when we have men for that!
Courage is being scared to death but saddling up anyway
If you need a reason to ride, you are not on the right horse
Hobbies: Riding… Interests: Riding… What I do for fun: Riding… You get the point
Fine Filly
Dizzy filly
It’s ride time
Jump to it
Stroppy cow
Neigh lass
Unpaid groom
I love to ride
Ride with pride
Mum’s slave
Hunter jumper
Spoilt rotten
Talk to the shoe
In it to win it
Owned by my horse
Ride it don’t knock it
Head up heels down
Ride me ride my horse
Heels down arse up?
Ride it like you stole it
Little muck monster
Love me love my horse
Just horsing around
Plays well with horses
Get a life get a horse
I’d rather ride a horse
Been there jumped that
I am the muck monster
Live “horse pic” the dream
High maintenance mare
I am the crazy horse lady
The horse made me do it
Dressage it’s a way of life
Riders do it in the stable
Without horses life would be a mistake
Saw it wanted it threw a tantrum got it
My job? Just something I do between rides
Sex is good but the horse always comes 1st
It’s a horse thing you wouldn’t understand
Winning isn’t everything, It’s the only thing
Hubby says him or the horse! I don’t miss him just his money!
What you ride is what you get. How you ride is who you are
If you can’t stand up and be counted, lie down and be mounted
Like horse I’m not cheap, I get moody and can be difficult to mount
Grooming the process by which dirt is transferred from horse to rider