Misc slogans, enter in the text box once you have selected an item
No vices
Well bred
Manure happens
11 players 1 team
Trashy but flashy
Come play with me
Hugs are fully returnable
I’m your father, not an atm
United we play united we win
I’m in shape – round is a shape
Places to go, people to annoy
Football is life get in the game
I can’t remember if i’m the good twin or the evil one
Welcome to kentucky – set your watch back 20 years
I’m dressed and out of bed – what more do you want?
I live in my own world but it’s ok – they know me here
Don’t be pushed by your problems. Be led by your dreams
Next time you think you’re so smart, try walking on water
I’m extremley patiant providing i get my own way in the end
Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
I take my wife everywhere but she keeps finding her way back
Sex is like air; it’s not important unless you aren’t getting any
You’re just jealous because the little voices are talking to me
Beer is living proof that god loves us and wants us to be happy
I’ve had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me and the second one didn’t
The problem with opportunity is that it only knocks, while temptation kicks in the door
Better to keep your mouth shut and appear stupid than to open it and remove all doubt
Instead of telling the world what you’re going to do, why not show us what you’ve done!
Scientists tell us that the fastest animal on earth, with a top speed of 120 ft/sec, is a cow that has been dropped out of a helicopter
A true friend is one you can sit on a park bench with never say a word, then walk away feeling like it was the best conversation ever
If you stop searching, you stop living, because then you’re dwelling in the past. If you’re not reaching forward to any growth or future, you might as well be dead.
More than a hand full is a waist
Bent the rules and the rules won
He who laughs last thinks slowest
A team above all – above all a team
I miss my ex, but my aim is improving
I’m a natural blonde – speak slowly
Nice legs…. What time are they open
If i follow you home will you keep me
Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder
Without music, life would be a mistake
You’re a naughty boy – go to my room
Ex-wife for sale; just take over payments
The older the fiddle, the sweeter the tune
Winning isn’t everything, it’s the only thing
Experience is something you don’t get until just after you need it
Finally 21 and legally able to do everything i’ve been doing since 15
Be careful about reading health books? You may die from a misprint
If everything seems under control, you’re just not going fast enough
Constent effort & frequent mistakes are the stepping stones of genius
Growing older is compulsory – growing up however remains optional
One reason i don’t drink is that i want to know when i am having a good time
If you choose a job that you like you will never have to work a day in your life
I may be drunk, miss, but in the morning i will be sober and you will still be ugly
Sex is like bridge? If you dont have a good partner, you better have a good hand
Great minds discuss ideas. Average minds discuss events. Small minds discuss people
Weekends are a bit like rainbows; they look good from a distance but disappear when you get up close to them
If the right side of the brain governs the left side of the body, then left-handed people are the only ones in their right minds!
A woman needs four animals in her life – a mink on her back, a jaguar in her garage, a tiger in her bed and an ass to pay for it all
Make it a rule of life never to regret and never to look back. Regret is an appalling waste of energy; you can’t build on it; it’s only good for wallowing in
Life’s too short to dance with ugly women
I used to have a handle on life, but it broke
When god made me, he was just showing off
Chaos! Panic! Disorder! My work here is done
Don’t worry, it only seems kinky the first time
Don’t take life too serious, it’s not permanent
Reality… an illusion caused by lack of alcohol
Good girls are bad girls that never get caught
A mistake is simply another way of doing things
I got this shirt when i turned 40; i hate this shirt
Consciousness: that annoying time between naps
Horses! The best way to turn money into manure
This body is a temple; chocolate worshipped daily
Here i am – now what are your other two wishes?
When did my wild oats turn into shredded wheat?
The road to success is always under construction
It’s hard to be humble, when you’re as great as i am
Real men don’t waste their hormones growing hair
I have the body of a god; unfortunately, it’s buddha
They called it golf because all the other four letter words were taken
Vision without action is a daydream. Action without vision is a nightmare
(on the front) “i cannot be bought” – (on the back) “inquire about leasing”
The man who never makes a mistake always takes orders from one who does
My husband and i divorced over religious differences – he thought he was god and i didn’t
When i was a boy i was told anybody could become primminister now i’m beginning to belive it
I became a policeman because i wanted to be in a business where the customer is always wrong
The weaker sex is the stronger sex because of the weakness of the stronger sex for the weaker sex
I can only be nice to one person today – today is not your day – tomorrow doesn’t look good, either
The brain is a wonderful organ; it starts working the moment you get up in the morning and does not stop until you get into the office
